2013 Week 4 Push Ups for Penalties

A week after the Jets committed a franchise record 20 penalties, Rex Ryan enforced a push up for penalties punishment.  Old Kank complied.

The Jets lost 38-13 and committed 10 penalties for 66 yards

2013 Week 3: What does the fox say?

The Jets set a team record for penalties, there was a french onion dip and Ed was there.  Jets beat the Bills to improve to 2 and 1.

2013 Week 2: Chardonnay and Wings (and Dogs)

Old Kank hosted the Jets' Thursday night special against the Patriots.  Richie D. brought Chardonnay (he was out of Pinot Grigio), Bri brought wings and Pat brought his dogs.   Jets lost 13-10.

2013 Week 1: If it still wiggles, hit it.

Demo proved stronger than the storm as he hosted the Jets Opening Day game.   The Jets were off to an auspicious start, then had an inauspicious turn and finished auspiciously as Nick Folk was the Folk Hero with his game winning field goal.  Jets 

If Rich K. could get one moment in his life back, it would be to get punched by Ricky Henderson.  

Sleepy Hollow is a town that is anything but sleepy. 

Week 7: Roughing the Snapper

U Mad Bro? 

Demo Nation travelled out to Las Vegas to watch the Jets lose 29- 26 in overtime against the New England Patriots.   Lady Luck was aided by the first ever "roughing the snapper penalty, a "weathered latina" and a hot-shooting youngblood.

Cook parlayed the heart attack grill with underground art sold above the ground.

O-Mar was a regular at Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville.  

"Did you say 9/11?"

Defrosting a Sandwich with a Hair Dryer

Week 6: 21 x 2 = Chocolate Pretzel Shots

This may have not been the greatest Jets win over the Colts since Super Bowl III but may have been the greatest Jets win over the Colts this season 35-9. 

Richie D. celebrated his 21st anniversary of his 21st birthday with chocolate pretzel shots.  

 1oz whipped vodka
    1oz Frangelico (hazelnut flavored liqueur)
    Salt
    Shot glass
    Shaker
    Ice

Birthday Boy

 

 In attendance:  Quiet Brian, Richie D., Jess, Steve, Mimi, Old Kank, Matt, Ailene, Gracie,  and others.

Rich K. went to Chicago and woke up to the episode of Married With Children where Anthrax were guest stars. 

Week 5: 666th game and quarter flippin' championship

 On the night of the 666th Monday Night Football game, the Jets lost to the Texans 23-17. 

Nicole made her debut behind the bar.   

The slap-happy Jets were highlighted by another Tebow fake punt and a Joe McKnight kickoff return. 

Emma "Dog"-erty

 Inspired by Sweet Tea Vodka and the Happy Days episode 14 of Season 4 "The Book of Records" where Fonzie' shy cousin Angie breaks the world record of cathcing quarters from his elbow

Regan won the LJ's quarter flippin' tournament. 

Sean has large "hands". 

Week 4: Spoiler Alert: Jets lose big and we all die

Matt and Ailene hosted week 4.   Not too many highlights on the field as the Jets suffered an embarrassing loss to the 49ers 34-0 at home.

The Jets did have 2 sacks on the field while there were 8 "sacks" at Matt and Ailene's place.

Irish Coffees were served.

The surround sound TV allowed us to hear the chorus of boos from the crowd just a little bit more clear.

 Santonio Holmes needs to learn how to hold the football like it's a baby.  If you need to let go of the baby - you should throw it towards the sidelines.  Holmes left the game with an apparent foot injury - others thought he was faking or had knee cancer or possibly sickle cell disease.

49ers Defensive Penalties was the Jets best offense.

The 5 inch footlong - That sounds like Jess' last date.

We need the old refs back.

Jets are still in first place.   

In attendance:  Richie D., Flan, Brian, Old Kank, Jess, Matt, Ailene, Ed, Rachel, Sean, Fatty, Elaine, Valerie and Gracie.

Replacement Referee

According to ESPN, the Referee Lockout could end soon. 

I wish I could quit you. 

Week 3: Jets "fight" their way to win

Flyin' High Now

No one deserved to win this game.   The Jets overcame bad turnovers, bad ref reviews and a bad season ending injury to Darrelle Revis to outlast the Dolphins in OT 23-20.

A Greyhound bus ride from New York to Las Vegas will take 60 hours with 5 bus transfers for the low price of $139.

If you are looking to make friends, calling an ambulance is probably not your best option.

Dimebag Darrell and John Lennon were both murdered on December 8th

 Tim Tebow got hit in the head with a pass

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