Christmas 1987

Campaign Celebration

Pictured are all candidates for funny: Dave, None of the Above, Ed, jimmycotrone, and richie d.

Last night Dave held one final push for his campaign and revealed his secret to his funnyness: he gives his people Kamikaze shots.

Picture 1: Dave tells a "funny" joke that needs a little bit of explanation.

Picture 2: Dave declares victory with an innovative "I am number one".

Week 16: Hands Free Desk Lips and the Moon

The Hands Free Desktop with lips was demonstrated by a conversation with a Chinese fertility baby or perhaps an odd soap dish.

A conversation about the moon revealed that the moon is not actually made of cheese and Kank made a drink that he will soon not forget. (he probably forgot it)

Christmas Fun Part 1

Christmas 2007

Demo Nation celebrated in 503 style. Grab gift exchange yielded a vintage Nets Jersey, an elf costume, balloons, a Globe, rubbing alcohol, a pen that is also a radio, chocolate filled with alcohol and other things.

Demo Nation T-Shirts and Stickers were distributed to all citizens. Soon to be available in the on-line store.

Week 15: Cotrone urges voters and other festivities

Cotrone started his own "grass"-roots campaign for the funniest man alive.

Pepperoni bread and holiday cookies were consumed.

Jets lost to the Patriots in a Noreaster before the Louise and Jerry's Christmas party and a couple of days after Ike Beat Tina to Death

Demo showed off his new cell-phone.



Coming Soon: Karaoke Night

Week 14: Popcorn, Ed's Ego and "Have you got a nickel?"

Funnily enough, during week 14 we did not have any pancakes but we sure did have a lot of POPCORN!

We also discussed Senior Citizens driving while intoxicated, Chinese Weddings, advant garde punk rock band names, the "Gong Show" and listened to more of "Ed and the Egos".

Everybody Knows 503...

Week 13: 9:99 o'clock

It was cold. It snowed. The Jets beat the winless Dolphins. Merkle spent some time at Otto's. We learned that Evel Knievel had a midget before Kid Rock and that there is such a place as Delaware, New Jersey . Rich and Jessica played 3-D Tetris.

And we paid tribute to Evel Knievel (see below)

Week 12: Lee Iacocca People

A sophisticated afternoon following the Thanksgiving Holiday. There was a spread of Italian "cold" cuts and cheese and two bottles of wine were consumed.

A daring young "man" took a shotgun to a Keystone Light. (Distorted image above)

Leftovers

Bring em if you got em
Door open at 2 dress warm and finish the weekend the 503 way

DEMO SACK EXCHANGE

Jet Legend and Member of the New York Sack Exchange Joe Klecko was the featured guest at the promotional party.

When asked about the Jets recent struggles, he did not respond "I don't care about the Jets struggeling, I want to kiss you".

Number 73 signed a shirt to "503". jimmycotrone was pleased.

503 Promotional Party

Last week, 503monroe.blogspot.com had a promotional party at the Lana Lounge in Hoboken.

Pictured Left: Richie D. getting his "blog" on.

Party included celebrity guests, Coors Light Girls, a sexy Chad Pennington and Pat with "Cheezy" from I LOVE NEW YORK 2

Week 11: Stem Cells, Hindus and David Lee Roth

A 4 o'clock start. Jets end losing streak with game winning OT FG over Steelers.

Blog visitors passes the "1000" mark

A chilly, rainy, dark Sunday led to many "hotly" debated topics.








Topics included:

• Stem Cell Research and the results of the November ballot
• Merkle the Landlord
• The origin of the quote "Drunk on C*ck" led to a discussion of "porn return etiquette"
• Cholesterol and the resulting low numbers of Irish people
• Wedding Fights
• Jewish Musicians - particularly the contributions of David Lee Roth and Slash
• The rise, fall and resurrection of skinheads
• Corzine's speeding - Whose fault ? Imus or his driver?
• Hindus and their desire to confess
• The value of illegal immigrants
• Ed's High Blood Pressure - medicate or change lifestyle? MEDICATE
• Would you take a kidney from one of us?
• We don't need Cotrone to be funny