Week 7: Roughing the Snapper

U Mad Bro? 

Demo Nation travelled out to Las Vegas to watch the Jets lose 29- 26 in overtime against the New England Patriots.   Lady Luck was aided by the first ever "roughing the snapper penalty, a "weathered latina" and a hot-shooting youngblood.

Cook parlayed the heart attack grill with underground art sold above the ground.

O-Mar was a regular at Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville.  

"Did you say 9/11?"

Defrosting a Sandwich with a Hair Dryer

Week 6: 21 x 2 = Chocolate Pretzel Shots

This may have not been the greatest Jets win over the Colts since Super Bowl III but may have been the greatest Jets win over the Colts this season 35-9. 

Richie D. celebrated his 21st anniversary of his 21st birthday with chocolate pretzel shots.  

 1oz whipped vodka
    1oz Frangelico (hazelnut flavored liqueur)
    Salt
    Shot glass
    Shaker
    Ice

Birthday Boy

 

 In attendance:  Quiet Brian, Richie D., Jess, Steve, Mimi, Old Kank, Matt, Ailene, Gracie,  and others.

Rich K. went to Chicago and woke up to the episode of Married With Children where Anthrax were guest stars. 

Week 5: 666th game and quarter flippin' championship

 On the night of the 666th Monday Night Football game, the Jets lost to the Texans 23-17. 

Nicole made her debut behind the bar.   

The slap-happy Jets were highlighted by another Tebow fake punt and a Joe McKnight kickoff return. 

Emma "Dog"-erty

 Inspired by Sweet Tea Vodka and the Happy Days episode 14 of Season 4 "The Book of Records" where Fonzie' shy cousin Angie breaks the world record of cathcing quarters from his elbow

Regan won the LJ's quarter flippin' tournament. 

Sean has large "hands". 

Week 4: Spoiler Alert: Jets lose big and we all die

Matt and Ailene hosted week 4.   Not too many highlights on the field as the Jets suffered an embarrassing loss to the 49ers 34-0 at home.

The Jets did have 2 sacks on the field while there were 8 "sacks" at Matt and Ailene's place.

Irish Coffees were served.

The surround sound TV allowed us to hear the chorus of boos from the crowd just a little bit more clear.

 Santonio Holmes needs to learn how to hold the football like it's a baby.  If you need to let go of the baby - you should throw it towards the sidelines.  Holmes left the game with an apparent foot injury - others thought he was faking or had knee cancer or possibly sickle cell disease.

49ers Defensive Penalties was the Jets best offense.

The 5 inch footlong - That sounds like Jess' last date.

We need the old refs back.

Jets are still in first place.   

In attendance:  Richie D., Flan, Brian, Old Kank, Jess, Matt, Ailene, Ed, Rachel, Sean, Fatty, Elaine, Valerie and Gracie.

Replacement Referee

According to ESPN, the Referee Lockout could end soon. 

I wish I could quit you. 

Week 3: Jets "fight" their way to win

Flyin' High Now

No one deserved to win this game.   The Jets overcame bad turnovers, bad ref reviews and a bad season ending injury to Darrelle Revis to outlast the Dolphins in OT 23-20.

A Greyhound bus ride from New York to Las Vegas will take 60 hours with 5 bus transfers for the low price of $139.

If you are looking to make friends, calling an ambulance is probably not your best option.

Dimebag Darrell and John Lennon were both murdered on December 8th

 Tim Tebow got hit in the head with a pass

Inhalation of bleach can cause severe internal damage, including deterioration of the esophagus lining and lungs. Scarring of the respiratory tract can also occur, according to "Poisons Under Your Sink: Hidden Danger of Cleaning Products," an article published by mamashealth.com. 

Week 2: Honey Boo Boo says Bull Shit on the Horse Collar Tackle

The Home Opener of the "236" Jets season was a letdown for Gang Green as the Steelers beat the Jets 27-10.  The Steelers were aided by a "Kerley Muff" and the Jets were led by 22 rushing yards by Tim Tebow.                                                        

"It's sad when when the incomplete pass is the lesser of two evils."   

Emma

Ed wishes he still had his "OJ Doll" and his change of clothes.
  

Week 1: Baby Games

After the Jets failed to score few points during the preseason, the regular season Jets exploded for 48 points against the Buffalo Bills.   Points were scored by the offense, defense and special teams.   

Week 1 game was enjoyed at Louise's by Richie D., Merkle, Kilkenny, Jess, OldKank, Cook, Ailene, Baby Gracie, Ed, Christine and "others".

"Chinese gas pedal" is When one presses one's foot against an ' other person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs (Source: Urban Dictionary). 

Red Lobster's endless shrimp is back for a limited time for $14.99 (prices higher in Times Square and Hawaii). 








Tim Tebow pre-game Tweet: Jeremiah 17:7-8
“But blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord,
    whose confidence is in him.
⁸ They will be like a tree planted by the water
    that sends out its roots by the stream.
It does not fear when heat comes;
    its leaves are always green.
It has no worries in a year of drought
    and never fails to bear fruit.”

The Feast of the Madonna Dei Martiri celebrates the Jets' week 1 victory. 

I don't quite remember this

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