Week 4: Spoiler Alert: Jets lose big and we all die

Matt and Ailene hosted week 4.   Not too many highlights on the field as the Jets suffered an embarrassing loss to the 49ers 34-0 at home.

The Jets did have 2 sacks on the field while there were 8 "sacks" at Matt and Ailene's place.

Irish Coffees were served.

The surround sound TV allowed us to hear the chorus of boos from the crowd just a little bit more clear.

 Santonio Holmes needs to learn how to hold the football like it's a baby.  If you need to let go of the baby - you should throw it towards the sidelines.  Holmes left the game with an apparent foot injury - others thought he was faking or had knee cancer or possibly sickle cell disease.

49ers Defensive Penalties was the Jets best offense.

The 5 inch footlong - That sounds like Jess' last date.

We need the old refs back.

Jets are still in first place.   

In attendance:  Richie D., Flan, Brian, Old Kank, Jess, Matt, Ailene, Ed, Rachel, Sean, Fatty, Elaine, Valerie and Gracie.

Replacement Referee

According to ESPN, the Referee Lockout could end soon. 

I wish I could quit you. 

Week 3: Jets "fight" their way to win

Flyin' High Now

No one deserved to win this game.   The Jets overcame bad turnovers, bad ref reviews and a bad season ending injury to Darrelle Revis to outlast the Dolphins in OT 23-20.

A Greyhound bus ride from New York to Las Vegas will take 60 hours with 5 bus transfers for the low price of $139.

If you are looking to make friends, calling an ambulance is probably not your best option.

Dimebag Darrell and John Lennon were both murdered on December 8th

 Tim Tebow got hit in the head with a pass

Inhalation of bleach can cause severe internal damage, including deterioration of the esophagus lining and lungs. Scarring of the respiratory tract can also occur, according to "Poisons Under Your Sink: Hidden Danger of Cleaning Products," an article published by mamashealth.com. 

Week 2: Honey Boo Boo says Bull Shit on the Horse Collar Tackle

The Home Opener of the "236" Jets season was a letdown for Gang Green as the Steelers beat the Jets 27-10.  The Steelers were aided by a "Kerley Muff" and the Jets were led by 22 rushing yards by Tim Tebow.                                                        

"It's sad when when the incomplete pass is the lesser of two evils."   

Emma

Ed wishes he still had his "OJ Doll" and his change of clothes.
  

Week 1: Baby Games

After the Jets failed to score few points during the preseason, the regular season Jets exploded for 48 points against the Buffalo Bills.   Points were scored by the offense, defense and special teams.   

Week 1 game was enjoyed at Louise's by Richie D., Merkle, Kilkenny, Jess, OldKank, Cook, Ailene, Baby Gracie, Ed, Christine and "others".

"Chinese gas pedal" is When one presses one's foot against an ' other person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs (Source: Urban Dictionary). 

Red Lobster's endless shrimp is back for a limited time for $14.99 (prices higher in Times Square and Hawaii). 








Tim Tebow pre-game Tweet: Jeremiah 17:7-8
“But blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord,
    whose confidence is in him.
⁸ They will be like a tree planted by the water
    that sends out its roots by the stream.
It does not fear when heat comes;
    its leaves are always green.
It has no worries in a year of drought
    and never fails to bear fruit.”

The Feast of the Madonna Dei Martiri celebrates the Jets' week 1 victory. 

I don't quite remember this

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