Giants destroy Jets!

Giants destroyed the Jets on Sunday, sparking off race riots on the gentrified streets of Hoboken. Gloomy Jets fans were stunned as be-jerseyed yuppies gathered near to vomit in trash cans and celebrate. Old Kank got a taste of his own medicine when he was yelled at and hi-fived on the back of his wrists while hearing his mantra "OTHER TEAMS' MISTAKES!!!"

Valerie visited. A pork tenderloin was sacrificed to the BBQ pit.

Pretzel flavored chips were consumed en masse.

AL-CO-HOL, AL-CO-HOL, AL-CO-HOL

Next game: Jets - Giants 1 pm
Yankees - Indians 6:30 pm
Also, it is Columbus Day Weekend for all who observe the world being round.

Who's bringing the water and Cracker Jacks?

Week 4: Lazy Sunday

Demo sets up two TVs to watch the Jets and Mets lose.

Old Kank and "friend" react to Mets loss.

Jess poses for yearbook photo while gang discusses the nutritional value of Fruit2O

Reaction to Game tying touchdown

J-E-T-S, Dance, Dance, Dance

A Jets victory (and beer) brought out the best (and worst) in everyone.

Week 3: Jets win;Stenographer needed

The first day of fall. Front door is open. 505 Monroe has an "open house ".

The first item of business was to consider collecting membership dues.

Here's how it would work: Everyone contributes a fixed amount every week. At the end of the year, we would gamble it. Perhaps, participate in one of the $1000 a box Super Bowl Pools. With the winnings, we would buy 503 Monroe.
OR
We could start our own corporation and obviously, since we are incorporated we could steal everyone’s pension fund.

If neither idea works, we would start a cemetery and all be buried or cremated at 503.

Job opening: Stenographer needed to memorialize our hilarity. (I can't remember anything else)


Rest in (blank) Bret Somers.

OFFICIAL SIGN-IN with Arrival / Departure
(some times were estimated)
Fat 1:40-4:00
richie d 1:40-7:55
ed 1:10-7:06
greg 1:50-6:58
reggie 1:05-4:44
flan 2:00-6:40
brian 12:45-8:15
moe 12:59-6:43
your mom 2:03-?
demo all day
ana 3:08-7:55
kank 1:59-7:55
joslyn 3:23-3:24
joe pants 6:05-7:27
matt 2:50-7:15
valerie 7:04-7:27
jessica 7:09-7:55

NEW RULE: No smashing bottles on the stoop of luxury condos.

A very special after game with Montel Williams

We will all get to know the softer side of "Old Kank"

Dont Freak Out

Warning it might be a hot one at 503. Dress appropriatly.

A LOOK BACK: SUPER BOWL XLI

Super Bowl has super laughs.

Billy Joel sings the national anthem, Prince rocks the halftime show and the ref penalizes anyone not having a good time.

I wish I could quit you

FIREMAN ED "OUT" FOR THE YEAR?

As if an 0-2 start and an injured Chad Pennington weren't enough of a bad omen, the Jets recently learned that 'Fireman Ed' – perhaps the NFL's most identifiable fan – could miss the entire season with a knee injury.Ed Anzalone, who has long been attending games wearing a No. 42 jersey and a Jets fireman hat and boisterously leading the J-E-T-S chants, told Newsday yesterday he had surgery on his left knee Sept. 6 and does not expect to be attending games for at least the foreseeable future."I hurt it at a fire in the summer and I had to get it taken care of," said Anzalone, a New York City firefighter. "I have some issues, man. I have some herniations in my back, some in my neck. So I'm taking care of myself. I'm not up to par right now. I'd love to be at the games. But I have to get myself right before I go back there."

http://www.newsday.com/sports/football/jets/ny-spjim0918,0,6957306.column

Next Game: Sunday September 23rd. 1:00 pm vs. the Dolphins.

WEEK 2

Game Starts at 4:15. Jets Lose by 7.

Wide receivers drop balls.

Attendance sheet is passed around to assure accurate record-keeping.

Attendees: demo, ana, merkle, kank, jessica, richie d, brian, ed, valerie, becky, moe, fat, 7star pizzaboy

Eats: Kank ordered pizza, Fatty went out into parts unknown and returned with unknown beef. Peanut Butter Cookies were served as dessert.


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